Well this is something I haven’t done for a while, eh? I’ve been busy though. I was working full-time selling wine and it kind of sucks the life and creativity from you. Not like when I use to spend all my time drinking wine. Those were the days. You might be pleased to know I don’t work anymore so I can get back in the swing with this gibberish I spew. I’ve also been planning out my life. Trying to make it less shitty.
Posted in What I've Been Doing.
Tagged amsterdam, auschwitz, berlin, cancer, chernobyl, crimea, crisps, germany, gin, holland, isle of man, kittens, Lesbian three-way fuck-orgy, russia, travel, welsh, wine, world war
Hey! Want to learn about airports and shit while watching my first proper acting gig? I’m so versatile I have three parts. At least I think it’s three parts. they could all be the same person. I didn’t really ask about the characters background/backgrounds. if they are all the same person though that does mean I stole an airport off someone who was previously my mate, as we can be seen drinking near the start. I don’t know what he did to piss me off to the point where I strike him to the ground before stealing his airport, though. He probably slept with my smoking hot wife, Bernadette. I always had a sneaking suspicion that she was cheating on me with someone, or someones.
I have literally just lost all respect for the BBC as a respectable news source. There’s a report on their website from two days ago, warning people about a dangerous new craze that’s started going round. It’s called “prinking” and it’s truly awful. It’s when you have a night out, maybe go to a club or something, but before you go out you have some drinks in the house. Pre-drinking. That’s right. the BBC are reporting having some drinks in the house a “new trend”.
Posted in Venting Rage
Tagged alcohol, bars, bbc, clubs, drinking, English, hitler, journalism, language, News, prinking, pubs, u2, world war
I feel really sorry for the US government. For at least ten years they’ve planned on invading Syria this month to fulfill their weird ambitions and now, thanks to God-damn peaceful means, they have to find any old excuse to start on Iran. (And in case any of you were wondering, Yes, that was a copy/paste of a Facebook status update I did two days ago.)
Posted in Un-Catergorizable
Tagged adventure time, america, coincidence, conspiracy, government, iran, kittens, Lesbian three-way fuck-orgy, Lyndsey Graham, murder, politics, rant, syria, terrorism, war, world war
Good news, everyone! Somebody won big brother and somebody took photographs of somebodies baby. Finally, we can relax. Jokes! We can’t relax. The media have always had this tendency to dress up mundane stories to look like something far more important than it actually is in a quest to avoid letting any actually important news slip through the net, and today I found out something that’s a bit fucked up.
Posted in Venting Rage
Tagged america, big brother, bills, britian, comedy, David Cameron, kittens, laws, Lesbian three-way fuck-orgy, miles lloyd, murder, parliament, people, politics, prince george, royal baby, war, world war
I think I’m going to have to go and sort this little North Korea issue out. Why? Because they’re mental. That’s why. It’s all kicking off, eh? Kim Jong Un and his Backwards Band of Merry Men are going to nuke the world and I’m pretty sure that Mr. Un has no fucking idea what he’s doing.
Posted in Advice., Un-Catergorizable
Tagged america, barak obama, britain, comedy, future, george bush, murder, North Korea, nuclear, politics, wales, white house, world war
I just put some mild cheddar in my toastie and when I was eating it all I could think was, “What’s the point? What is the point of having a mild cheddar?” It’s just texture, init? That’s all it adds is texture. You can’t taste cheese. No matter how much you put in all it will add to you’re toastie is rubbery goo. I don’t mind mild cheese when it’s like a brie or something but mild cheddar just pisses me off.
Yet I continue to eat it.
Posted in Advice.
Tagged america, apocalypse, asia, banking crisis, Cheese, china, comedy, dreams, europe, funny, grapes, hope, nuclear, wales, world war