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Drunk Bums and U-bahns or; Why I’m the Role Model You Didn’t Know Your Children Needed.


So I did this thing the other day I’ve been putting off doing for a long, long time but it seems to be the norm for comics in Berlin so I’ve bitten the bullet and done it. I’ve made myself a Facebook ‘like’ page. I’m not going to lie to you, but it isn’t a good feeling. I have 1,549 ‘friends’ but it turns out only 126 of them actually like me. How sad it is to learn. I knew not all those 1,549 people were actually my friends, but I thought they at least kinda liked me. Maybe they just barely tolerate me. Facebook should let you make a ‘barely tolerate’ page. They’re missing a gap in the market there.

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Gay People, Flooding and Doing It in The Bum?


Gay people, eh! What’s all that about? They’re literally everywhere, making it rain and flood. The bastards. I remember when no-one was gay and our winters were so warm and sunny. They were literally like another spring, but without the spring showers, because gay’s didn’t exist. A Dutch scientist has worked out why people are gay though. It’s because their mothers smoked while pregnant with them. That’s right, if you smoke when you’re pregnant you make gay babies and those gay babies grow up to make our winters wet and cold. Yet another reason to ban fags. Gerrit? Ban fags! You don’t have to laugh, you just have to get it.

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