Scotland, Rimming & Your New God

So the Scottish are hosting an athletic sporting event and as if that isn’t bizarre enough they plan on blowing up some flats for the opening ceremony. Not even blowing them up like in a J.J. Abrams film but just a controlled demolition. These buildings need to come down anyway and they also need to come up with an opening ceremony and some guy, or hen, thought “why not combine the two?” Most, or all, opening ceremonies of all the different games usually have some sort of representation of what that country is about and someone was sat in their office and though “Flats blowing up! What’s more Scottish than that?” and everyone agreed with him. Or her. Once again, it could be a hen. “Hen” is Scotland talk for woman by the way, in-case you’re wondering. It’s not an actual hen. They don’t have poultry making decisions.