Oh, hello! How are you all? It’s been a while since anything happened in The “Wonderful” World of (Spencer) Miles Lloyd, hasn’t it? I bet you were hoping I had died, weren’t you? Well guess what! Fuck you! I didn’t die and I’ll never die. I cut some of my thumb off, though. Nearly bled to death. Check it!
This was after just 3 hours of consistent bleeding!
Posted in What I've Been Doing.
Tagged beer, berlin, Bratwurst, Ex Pats, extreme, germany, hip-hop, injury, jackass, kittens, knife crime, Lesbian three-way fuck-orgy, NHS, rape, self harm, skateboarding, stunts, thumbs
I just remembered something disgusting, and morally corrupt, I once did with a dead cat. Before we go any further I just want to point out it was nothing sexy. I didn’t get sexy with a dead cat, so stop that thought right now.
Posted in Stuff I Shouldn't Have Done.
Tagged cat, childhood, comedy, elton john, friends, jackass, nazi, pranks, regret, sick, summer, tom green, wales