Lesbian Three-Way Fuck-Orgy or; It’s The Little Things That Count.


How come at the start of Back to the Future 2, and the end of the first one I suppose, Doc Brown is in such a rush to get Marty to the future? He was taking him there in a time machine. He could have left at any point before, or even after, the time he wanted to be at and still got there on time. The whole thing that fucked it up for them was that Jennifer got taken to her future house by police and Doc only took her to the future in the first place because he was in such a rush.

Spielberg had an odd idea of what the world would be like in 2015, eh? It’s kind of exactly like the 80’s but with really bad special effects. In fact, I think I’d go as far as to say it’s more 80’s than the 80’s. He had really fucking high hopes for what the technology would be like though. In his 2015 they have flying cars, self-tying shoelaces and voice activated fruit but they still use dot matrix printers. That is fucking bezerk. You’re a silly, silly man Spielberg.

I’ve had pretty much the best marketing idea ever, by the way. I’ve realised instead of the tags I put for all my blogs being words related to the content, I’m just going to have things like “Lesbian three-way fuck-orgy” and “Cat in Bath” because I think they are pretty much the most searched for things in the entire internet. Maybe not the sketchy back alley internet I’ve heard about, but I wouldn’t know about that side of things. I can’t seem to find a way in.

Now I’m confused. I took my eyes off of Back to the Future to write this now I don’t know where or when Marty is or what the fuck is going on. No wait, I’ve worked it out. He’s back in ’85 now but it’s also Mad Max. Ah! It’s because that cunt biff got the almanaca from the future. Shit.

Ah! Ha! Martys mam has huge tits now, too. And Biff’s his dad! What the fuck?!

I need a gin and a sit down.

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