A Horse Walks into a Bar…


A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks “Why the long face?” to which the horse replies “Why are you talking to a horse? Are you going insane?”. Then the barman takes a step back, slowly looks around and says to a customer “Is that a talking horse or am I losing my mind?” and the customer answers “What horse?”. Then the barman realises that’s he’s on quite a lot of acid. In a park. And the customer was a policeman. And he has sick on his chest. He was sick on a policemans chest. He’s probably going to jail for the day.

And he’s never worked in a bar.

LOLZ!

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